There’s no better reminder of how little values matter than at the moment when the loudspeaker is asked to play fingertips kissing black and white. Steel, it blares instead, because it’s only got one input. Crash, it thunders, though you asked for ivory little thuds. It’s got a setting for kicking, boom boom boom, but little love songs don’t wake up the neighbors to earbleeds and that’s what a loudspeaker is for. Boom. Boom. Boom. Done.